$20...
Here I find myself in the wee small hours of the morning, praying that the computer before me will decide to print soon...
A little background for you: every year from the day after Thanksgiving until just a few days before Christmas, my Dad runs a Christmas tree lot. This is a family business that goes back decades, but my Dad just "inherited" this business a few years ago - my Grandpa who started it passed away years ago and my Dad has taken it on. For reasons that are beyond my understanding, Dad seems to enjoy the busyness and stress that the Christmas tree lot adds... Anyway, every year at this time the guys in my family start getting "the lot" ready. The signs are everywhere: later work hours, pine needles on the floors of the house, and on and on. When the lot opens and customers come in, we have a list that we use to check off their name if they're on the mailing list (we send a postcard in November to say where we'll be located, etc.), or add them if they're not. So the tree lot opens tomorrow morning (Friday) and tonight we got home and found the mailing list that the printer had dropped off. But all of the addresses were out of order and none of the names had the correct addresses next to them! This means that when the cards were mailed out, the addresses were right but the names were all wrong. Mr. Smith got Mr. Jones' card instead, etc.
Don't worry, I'm actually getting to the reason I'm up so late (more for my entertainment than yours - I need to type to keep myself awake). Once we got home and realized the mistake, we got busy trying to fix it. I thought we were doomed, but praise the Lord, my Dad and brother recovered the list and fixed it in a few hours. THEN I got the lovely job of printing it! Woo hoo! I guess that's because I'm the only one at home with a working computer. Or maybe because out of all of us at home, I looked the most awake... So I had to find a printer in the house. I found one, and a software disk; so I got busy installing it. Then I realized that the printer and the software weren't for the same printer! That stunk. Then I got my old printer from upstairs, got it set up, and only then realized that it was out of ink. So that wasn't cool.
So NOW I've been searching the internet for drivers for the printer that we actually do have, that actually has ink. And as I've been typing all this, it has downloaded and the printer light is blinking as if to say "Ok Ashley, now I work!" so I guess that's my cue. If you got all the way to the end of this post, thanks for carrying on reading. You are a true friend if you read it all - leave a comment and give yourself some credit. Mad props to you.
This afternoon as we were eating our turkey we talked about how any bad story can be redeemed by adding "And then, I found $20!" at the end. Even if it's not true, at least it makes things sound more interesting.
Hey, guess what I just found? $20!!!
The end.




