FrasierThis is our tree. His name is Frasier, and he has a wee house made of wire to protect him from the woodland creatures that roam these parts. He was given to use when we bought our Christmas tree, but he lived in our sink until one week ago when we gave him a new home outside. FYI, he is not actually a frasier fir - he's a leland cyprus. We just like the name Frasier. It suits him nicely, we think.

So this is my tribute to Frasier:

Oh Frasier, you are so wee
But I hope you grow
To be quite tall and stately.
And I hope the deers don't eat you.

The end.